Scalpel

10 things you don’t want to hear during surgery…

1. “Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.”

2. “Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.”

3. “Someone call the janitor and tell him to bring a mop.”

4. “Okay, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.”

  1. “Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.”
  2. “Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.”
  3. “Someone call the janitor and tell him to bring a mop.”
  4. “Okay, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.”
  5. “Hand me that… uh… that uh… thingie.”
  6. “Rats, there go the lights again…”
  7. “Anyone see where I left that scalpel?”
  8. “”Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!””
  9. “Max! MAX! Come back with that! Bad Dog!”
  10. “And now, I’ll remove the subject’s brain and place it in the body of the ape.”

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